Johnny, Oh Johnny!
commandment would you be breaking if you stole cookies from the cookie
jar?" asked Fr. Rire.
"replied Johnny without hesitation.
"And if you
were to answer back to mommy?" Asked Father again.
"Oh the fourth,
"he earnestly replied.
if you were to pull your dog's tail real hard...?"
Johnny thought for
a while, and then slowly and pensively replied; "Eh..., Father
I don't know under which commandment that would fall but I do know that
God doesn't like it because He said: 'What God has joined together,
let no man put asunder!"