"Suzy, Why don't you give a piece of your apple to your little
"Oh no Mommy! Look at Eve. She did that and she has been criticised
for it ever since."
"Johnny, are you eating in class? Do you have something in your
"Eh .. well … no Sister … I mean … yes Sister.
I'm nort eating anything … but … eh … I'm only soaking
a prune for playtime!"
After catechism classes, Suzy, a little Catholic girl told her mother;
"I can't wait to get to heaven because they have such beautiful
"Suzy, where did you get that idea?"
"Well Mommy, because today we learnt the beautiful prayer called
the Memorare and it is written; 'To thee do we send up our size!"
In that same catechism class, the teacher asked;
"Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?"
"Oh yes," replied Johnny, "those are the sins we should
have committed, but didn't!"
That same little Johnny boy was overheard praying; "And forgive
us our trash passes as we forgive those who pass trash against us."
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